Original:
I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Freedom is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.
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Fälschung:
I'll assimilate you. You'll assimilate me. Happiness is irrelevant -
Barney, the big purple Borg
I am Kosh of Vorlon. Understanding is futile. Comprehension is irrelevant. You will be confused.
I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
I am Clinton of Borg. Truth is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. Your income will be assimilated.
I am Rush Limborg. Liberals are irrelevant. I am correct.
I am Cochlear Corporation of the Borg. All resistance is futile. Deaf Culture is irrelevant. You shall be implanted.
Resistance futile is. Assimilated you will be.
- Yoda of Borg